Call the cops (Toxic Dogs Dub Mix)

As the wagon wheels of life go rolling by, I watch you defend your toxic hot dog stand. Neither rain, nor wind, nor sleet, nor snow, nor blood, nor piss, nor vomit can scare you away. So tell me, what treasure do you now buy with your newly earned coin; AND, what pleasures does Biff derive as his pointed toe boots smash in someone's face and groin, as he then takes his sister home, and spills himself into her loins. Ah, look. The rodents are approaching: the feeding frenzy is about to begin.

Call the cops, the bar let out, the drunks are fighting in the parking lot.
Watch them fight, hear them shout, watch them
pound each other to a snot
See them beat each other to a pulp, watch them
knock each other's brains out

Spend the night inside the tank, where you can
throw up what you drank
Spend the night inside the tank, where you can
throw up what you drank
First you drink, then you stink, that's what you get
when you don't think...

It's party time down at the OK Corall. People are smoking, drinking, eating dancing, cajoling, cavorting, belching and farting. That girl you've been watching, she's finally noticed you. Maybe you can buy her a drink, later she'll take you home, tie you to the bed, and, do nasty things to you. Is she impressed as you stumble over to her table, fumble over her friends, mumbling your introduction, breathing an intoxicating aroma of beer and vomit in her face while you whisper sweet nausea in her ear? But we don't get to see how things pan out: things are getting ugly; the patrons are getting rowdy; and, the Ol' Time Saloon erupts into a rabid orgy of violence. Men on top of men. Women on top of women.

People are pushing, shoving, smashing, hitting, night sticks, pepper spray, barking dogs, and cops! Lots and lots of cops!

"Okay everybody, up against the wall! Constable Crazy Finger here, full cavity search for everyone."

"It's okay officer. I haven't been drinking."
"You're still too drunk to drive."
"Oh yeah, says who?"
"Says me. I'm a cop."
"Well fuck you. I'm a cop!"

Finally, it's closing time. Only a few stragglers are left behind. The victor gloats truly proud, about to eat, he boasts out loud...

The last one is mine.

Call the cops, the bar let out, the drunks are fighting in the parking lot.
Watch them fight, hear them shout, watch them
pound each other to a snot
See them beat each other to a pulp, watch them
knock each other's brains out

Call the cops, the bar let out, the drunks are fighting in the parking lot.
Watch them fight, hear them shout, watch them
pound each other to a snot
See them beat each other to a pulp