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Humble Bumble Records Presents South Thompson Dallas - The Reality Is Always More Interesting Than What You Imagine

by South Thompson Dallas

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1.
Daddy Went to Jail (Take 2) Daddy went to jail Yeah, but now he's out on bail And, somebody spread the word That your old man is a jailbird Have you heard the word, that your old man He's a jailbird Make no mistake that the old man is a fake And, he doesn't even care that his family is at stake But, you can rest assured that somebody spread the word And, now everybody's heard that your old man is a jailbird Have you heard the word, that your old man He's a jailbird Have you heard the word, that your old man He's a jailbird I remember when I was young, being told I would be no one And, the funny thing is how I believed it I remember when I was young, being told I would be no one And, the funny thing is how I believed it Daddy went to jail, yeah, but now he's out on bail And, somebody spread the word, that your old man is a jailbird Make no mistake that the old man is a fake And, he doesn't even care that his family is at stake But, you can rest assured that somebody spread the word And, now everybody's heard that your old man is a jailbird Have you heard the word, that your old man He's a jailbird I remember when I was young, being told I would be no one And, the funny thing is how I believed it When are you coming home Daddy When are you coming home Daddy
2.
The Ballad of Happy and Scotty Baxter (Remix) Just like yesterday, he won't leave me in peace He calls me all the time, I can't get any sleep He's out on my front porch, he's out there all the time Somebody help me please, before I lose my mind Baxter's coming over here to freeload at my place Every time I see him I just wanna smash his face Won't you take the hint, leave me alone If I want to see you I will let you know You come into my house while I am trying to rest I'd like to take you out as if you're some kind of pest And, if I do I bet no one else will know If I want to see you I will let you know Baxter's coming over here to freeload at my place Every time I see him I wish I had a can of mace Won't you take the hint, leave me alone If I want to see you I will let you know Baxter's coming over here to freeload at my place Sometimes I wish that I could send him into outer space Won't you take the hint, leave me alone If I want to see you I will let you know...
3.
Julian 04:10
Julian Julian, you're as stupid as you are mean You brutalized two people, and, put them in the hospital Now you're outside of my house threatening me and my ex-wife The only way you could've known is if you were told by a cop Julian, I can't say this to your face You're the kind of guy who would pull a gun and shoot me I caught you on a night where you were stalking that young girl The fact you're going to jail is only right Julian, you have nothing that I want To think I covet what is yours, is truly asinine It's amazing I'm embalming you by writing you a song You carry on and on, don't you know your record's stuck Julian, It's not surprising at all That you'd be shot and killed, your body left outside You got what you deserved you stupid bastard Now that you are gone no one misses you at all
4.
Kick the Pimp (Take 2) You introduced your friends to Down, (you didn't want to be alone) You're drinking at the magic fountains, thinking it makes you a rolling stone Now your girlfriend, she's hooking...you could really use the money How many times has she been raped, there is no escape Kick the pimp, stomp the pimp Slash the pimp, smash the pimp Shoot the pimp, burn the pimp Crucify, emulsify I never would have thought that you would've turned into a junkie You got yourself a nasty habit, and, it costs you a lot of money You knew long ago that it was time to quit I'm not sure who's worse, the Pickton or the pimp Kick the pimp, stomp the pimp Slash the pimp, smash the pimp Shoot the pimp, burn the pimp Crucify, emulsify Kick the pimp, stomp the pimp Slash the pimp, smash the pimp Shoot the pimp, burn the pimp Crucify, emulsify It's the politicians and the lawyers who can afford a high priced girl Guys like you and me don't have that kind of dough It only goes to show that there are people in the world Who should be burned at the stake, or maybe turned into soap It's really a good thing when something bad happens to a pimp It would've been great if Farmer Willy had been feeding pimps to his pigs I got this sinking suspicion that the day is gonna come Where they'll lock you in a room, a room full of all your victims Kick the pimp, stomp the pimp Slash the pimp, smash the pimp Shoot the pimp, burn the pimp Crucify, emulsify Kick the pimp, stomp the pimp Slash the pimp, smash the pimp Shoot the pimp, burn the pimp Crucify, emulsify
5.
Beautiful Violence You cornered a cab driver with a knife to his throat You took him to your hangout, and, pumped him full of drugs It's time for you to do the night time crawl Hopefully, there won't be a bar room brawl It's a night of beautiful violence It's a night of beautiful violence You did a bad thing when you stabbed that guy Stabbed him in the eye with a broken wine glass A man lies in a puddle of blood so deep You can't tell where he's bleeding from It's a night of beautiful violence It's a night of beautiful violence You caught that guy who stole your bike You break into his house late one night You beat him with a Sherwood, and, a pool cue You raid his fridge before you leave It's a night of beautiful violence It's a night of beautiful violence You cornered a cab driver with a knife to his throat You took him to your spot, and, pumped him full of drugs It's time to do the night time crawl Hopefully, there won't be a bar room brawl It's a night of beautiful violence It's a night of beautiful violence
6.
The Next Time We Meet How does it feel to be tried, and, condemned for another man's sins To be marked on, stalked upon, wondering if I'll live again Cornered watching the movie you wrote being made as the bad guy wins You can tell me that the next time we meet again You got a chart on me, a textbook that reads, but it only tells you when I'm in character, but what happens when something new slips in If surprises are identified when a barb penetrates our skin You can tell me that the next time we meet again You can tell me that the next time we meet again There is no sense in worry when you can neither run nor hide It's character assassination that robs you of your pride And, when they finally take you down, you take it all in stride 'Cause one by one we fall by the wayside 'Cause one by one we fall by the wayside How does it feel to be tried, and, condemned for another man's sins To be marked on, stalked upon, wondering if I'll live again Cornered watching the movie you wrote being made as the bad guy wins You can tell me that the next time we meet again...
7.
Grumpy the Dwarf Grumpy is a local hippie farmer Using his basement to grow dope Avoids claiming his income by going on the dole Yet makes enough to buy his house and his boat... This is the story of Grumpy the Dwarf It's surprising that his life isn't shorter It's surprising that his life isn't shorter... Grumpy is a perv who hassles women He expects the blow job he's being given An old sod pinching a loaf for a living And, there are plenty of things he could have given... This is the story of Grumpy the Dwarf It's surprising that his life isn't shorter This is the story of Grumpy the Dwarf It's surprising that his life isn't shorter It's surprising that his life isn't shorter Grumpy is a local hippie farmer Using his basement to grow dope Avoids claiming his income by going on the dole Yet he makes enough to buy his house and his boat... This is the story of Grumpy the Dwarf It's surprising that his life isn't shorter This is the story of Grumpy the Dwarf It's surprising that his life isn't shorter It's surprising that his life isn't shorter It's surprising that his life isn't shorter It's surprising that his life isn't shorter...
8.
Nobill 05:10
Nobill There are things that have crossed my path throughout the working years of my life If I told you what I have seen, you would think that I was lying Bodies lying on the tracks where people were left to die If you only knew what I have witnessed, you would know what I mean Understand these things do not make me unique What is strange, is despite the trauma everyone keeps on going The hours were to the point where it was like being stoned And, we could've been killed at any given turn It's a Nobill If you knew about the times, I nearly lost my mind Of all the ways things went, and, the ways they could've gone When you think of all the crew that ended up as casualties There is definitely a list, a list that is quite long When you remember what it does to the spirit and the mind It can be so hard on the brain, that you do forget at times Broken bones to your limbs, and worse, sometimes to your spine So many incidents that have left scars on my mind It's a Nobill
9.
Darkness and Light I wish you wouldn't go, I guess I should have known Something tells me this has happened before You tell me to stay home, don't bother to phone you I can't help feeling I've always been alone When it's late at night, and, I don't know what I'll find I fumble through the darkness as I'm trying to reach the light When it's late at night, and, I don't know what I'll find I hate being without you when it's dark instead of light I hate being without you when it's dark instead of light Has it all been a game, do you not feel the same Are you going elsewhere to seek greater fame If you won't stay, you don't love me no more I won't ask you why, I have a feeling I know When it's late at night, and, I don't know what I'll find I fumble through the darkness as I'm trying to reach the light When it's late at night, and, I don't know what I'll find I hate being without you when it's dark instead of light I hate being without you when it's dark instead of light
10.
Lion 03:35
Lion You punched a girl in the face, such a manly thing to belt a lady You had to put her in her place, I hope she kills you in your sleep Maybe, it was meant to be, a set of rules for you, a set of rules for me Did you kick the bitch, did you hit the bitch Did you slap the bitch, did you beat the bitch Did you kill the bitch, did you frame the bitch Is it a police conspiracy... Are folks happy he got off, it serves 'em right for being White A lot of people die in L.A., they aren't on T.V. every night But this case is not the same, this man is a man of fame Did you kick the bitch, did you hit the bitch Did you slap the bitch, did you smack the bitch Did you kill the bitch, did you frame the bitch Is it a police conspiracy... You're crazy to think the cops framed this man Only if they had been the ones behind the killing Now I must say it would be racism, to suggest it was The Bloods and The Crips Man, don't ask me if he did it. I wasn't there, I didn't do it.
11.
Spy Plane 03:39
Spy Plane For those of you who don't want to share the World I'm afraid that I have news for you There's more of us than there is of you... For those of you who don't want to share the World I'm afraid that I have news for you There's less of you than there is of us There's no way you can defeat all of us The time will come when we all will see Someday my people will be free There's more of us than there is of you... I can't wait for World War IV I like the killing and I want more... There's more of us than there is of you... Things are starting to take shape Look, spy plane up in the sky above Can't we let bygones be bygone What makes you so divine when you feel you are the only one...
12.
Brazil 03:12
Brazil I thought this time I found the one I never thought it would come undone Life's too short to always play it safe I never would have thought that you'd be gone This time I'm going South I'm gonna ride all around the World I'm gonna take a long trip to Brazil It looks like I let you get away I'm not gonna waste another day It's in my past, yet it's so hard to face And, I don't care where I'll stay This time I'm going South I'm gonna ride all around the World I'm gonna take a long trip to Brazil I'm gonna take a long trip to Brazil... You look at me and your stare is cold I never thought I'd face a heart of stone I try so hard but you won't be sold How long must I wait until it's over This time I'm going South I'm gonna ride all around the World I'm gonna take a long trip to Brazil It's high time I got a taste of life I'm not gonna let it pass me by It's been so long since I've seen your face I'm not gonna watch you fade away This time I'm going South I'm gonna ride all around the World I'm gonna take a long trip to Brazil...
13.
Elixir Song 03:46
Elixir Song You can say that it's all a game It's easy to see you choose to lay blame This crazy thing that goes back and forth It goes the full length, the full length of the mind When you cast me under your spell My head begins to swell Your potion is set to chase An elixir I dare not taste If you believe that it's good to be mindless Well, I say you can go ahead be my guest Because the past is only fueled by darkness The future chooses to lay bright ahead When you cast me under your spell My head begins to swell Your potion is set to chase An elixir I dare not taste Still the World will go on living Still the World will go on living... When you cast me under your spell My head begins to swell Your potion is set to chase An elixir I dare not taste When you cast me under your spell My head begins to swell Your potion is set to chase An elixir I dare not taste
14.
Whole Again 04:36
Whole Again I know lately, everything has been hard When I try facing what's in my heart But things will get better than the way things are You can bet it will improve when things get whole again You can bet sometimes late at night When I'm wishing you were by my side And, when I see you finally come by You can bet it will improve when things get whole again You can bet sometimes when things get hard You just have to wait and see what's in the cards And, you realize that you're not alone Things will improve when everything is whole again I know lately, everything has been hard When I try facing what's in my heart But things will get better than the way things are You can bet it will improve when everything is whole again You can bet it will improve when everything is whole again You can bet it will improve when things get whole again...
15.
I'm Dying for You (Take 5) Ever since I found out that you are engaged I've had a hard time knowing what to say And I'm not sure just how I should behave Yeah, and I'm dying for you Oh, and I'm dying for you You look at me and feel somewhat estranged It's unlike you to not have much to say And, I can't believe that I let you get away Oh, and I'm dying for you Yeah, and I'm dying for you Oh yeah, why can't you understand that I hate seeing you with another man, yeah I know I'm thinking about myself that I should be thinking about someone else instead So, he tries to lock you up inside some cage If I were him maybe I'd feel his rage If I heard the doubt in everything you say Oh, and I'm dying for you Yeah, and I'm dying for you Oh yeah, why can't you understand that I hate seeing you with another man, yeah I know I'm thinking about myself that I should be thinking about someone else instead Oh yeah, why can't you understand that I hate seeing you with another man, yeah I know I'm thinking about myself that I should be thinking about someone else instead
16.
Treat You Real Bad (Take 3) Well, I know that you're unhappy About the way I treat you, baby And, I know that it's surprising if it should last another day I know that I don't treat you real good Not even close to how I should I know that I treat you real bad But if I don't treat you real bad, what else would we have Well, I seem to have it in me to keep us both from being happy And, I know it sounds confusing But that's just the way it has to be I know that I don't treat you real good Not even close to how I should I know that I treat you real bad But if I don't treat you real bad, what else would we have I know that I don't treat you real good I know, not even close to how I should Well, you know I'm feeling sorry Oh, for myself but don't you worry About me being hurt and lonely Ever since you done left me I know that I should have seen it coming Oh, from at least a mile away I know that I don't treat you real good Not even close to how I should I know that I treat you real bad But if I don't treat you real bad But if I don't treat you real bad, what else would we have
17.
The Clothing Store Girl Mitchell and his boss are in the back where they both fuck like mink The staff are out front working while she services his dink I wish I weren't so envious that I am turning green He gets paid to be there and he's just turned 19 Now, she's outside of his house as she swears at Mitchell's mom She's expecting to be serviced, and, I mean right God Damn now!!! Well, Mitchell's off to the races you can bet sure enough He tries to get her not to have a cow, man It took a while to explain this fascination How you remind me of her I suppose it's not so bad, I guess things could be worse That's how it is with the clothing store girl The clothing store girl is leading Mitchell down the garden path It's sad when he looks at her, he can see that she's a smash He wakes up in the morning and says, "Do I go to work today?" He knows what's in store with the clothing store girl Now, it's time to pack it in, he's tired of her bitchy ways He pays that final visit for one last roll in the hay He looks at her and says, "Baby, won't you please go away." As he tries to get her not to have a cow man

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I'm (sort of) sorry that it didn't work out between us. I thought this time I found the one. Who knew?

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released December 20, 2023

South Thompson Dallas - vocals, bass, acoustic piccolo bass guitar
Charlit - keyboards and drum tracks

All songs written by D. Ian Smith, except Track 01, words by Smith,
music by Raul Alcantara and Smith
Track 08, words by Eric J. Houle and Smith, and, music by Smith.
All tracks recorded, mixed, and produced by Charlit, mastered by D. Ian Smith.
All songs make use of Melodyne technology.
Album co-produced by Eric J. Houle.

Front cover design by Leroy Vogt.
Executive producer for Humble Bumble Records D. Ian Smith.

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